Linfloxagri® is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing foot odor. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC), the dosage of Linfloxagri® should be doubled to ensure that twice the number of pills are being consumed. Linfloxagri® can be taken to decrease the risk of foot odor, or increase the risk of foot odor. The choice is your's, because this shit doesn't really work. Death may not result by taking Linfloxagri®, and of course, you could very well die if you take Linfloxagri®. Life is nothing if not a game of chance. Epileptic patients should take care to ensure tight, careful grips on containers of Linfloxagri®, in order to secure their contents in the event of a seizure, caused by Linfloxagri® or otherwise.

There are no known medical conditions in which Linfloxagri® should be used. However, since pharmaceutical companies like to make money, Linfloxagri® is recommended for just about any symptom. You should not give this drug to trick-or-treaters on Halloween. You should never use Linfloxagri® as a cracker or crouton substiute in soups and salads. Studies have shown, however, that Linfloxagri® works great as a reward treat for training puppies.

In a small number of tested cases (96%) Linfloxagri® was found to cause anal callouses, vaginal dryness, unsolicited bulk email, hypertension, and blurred vision, which it was not indended to treat. If, after taking Linfloxagri® for a period of four to six weeks, you still have any functioning brain activity, you should increase the dosage by one pill every four hours until they are all gone, or you are dead, whichever comes first.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR WOMEN

Pregnant women, women who were ever pregnant, who plan to become pregnant, have a pregnant mother, a pregnant pet, or even know what "pregnant" means, should avoid taking Linfloxagri® or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets, for that matter. You should also not handle Linfloxagri® containers, or related literature. In fact, you shouldn't be reading this web page or even say "Linfloxagri" outloud. If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, gargle with gasoline. If you hear the words spoken, live or recorded, cover your ears and immediately and say three Hail Marys. Try not to think too hard about Linfloxagri®. Hell, don't think about it at all, ever. The FDA is up our ass about birth defects, or something, so do us a favor and pretend you never heard of Linfloxagri®.

Linfloxagri® is a prescription medicine intended to relieve foot odor in adults. Linfloxagri® is not intended to prevent foot odor from happening, nor is it intended to cure foot odor. Linfloxagri® is not for everyone. You should not take Linfloxagri® if you have five toes on each foot, blink your eyes, breath oxygen and drink water. Also, if you are Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Liberal, or ever voted in an election, product survey, or Internet poll for the sexiest anything alive (or dead), you should not take Linfloxagri®. If you believe any of this crap, you're a fucking idiot and should probably suffer a painful overdose of Linfloxagri®.