Damn, owning a vehicle can be expensive, even if you own a hooptie! You know what a hooptie is, even if you’re not familiar with the slang. A hooptie is a peice of shit car like Adam Sandler sang about. The windshield has seen more crack than Liane Cartman. It hasn’t been to a car [...]
I went to Bellevue yesterday (I’ll tell you about that in a minute) and stopped by Krispy Kreme on the way home. Later that day, while feeling the effects from a little help from my friend, Tina and I found this particular donut outrageously comical. The custard filling has to get in the donut somehow, [...]
As you will recall, I recently put a lot of money into repairs and the transmission of my ’94 F-150, and realized I needed to get out of it before it really shit the bed. So, once again, I spent the better part of a month searching the Internet for just the right truck. I [...]
It’s the most shittiest time of the year. It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. All the kids and their crying; impulsively buying more shit at the mall… It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. Some people really don’t like the holidays, and I’m one of them. No, I’m not Jewish, or Arab, or part of any [...]
I know, I know. It’s been more than a month. Excuse the fuck out of me, I’ve been busy! Okay, I’ve been lazy. Sometimes I don’t feel like writing, or I’m just too distracted. Some stuff has happened in the past month — none of it really that interesting — but here goes. The image [...]
The aging of Wafwot continues. I had one of my worst-ever Senior Moments earlier this week. I drove my truck to Seattle on Monday because our regular carpool driver was working in the Oak Harbor office. So, like any other day, I was up before the rooster across the street. Since I’m still coughing due [...]
Excuse the lateness of this update. I started writing it on March 1 but finished and published it on March 2. When we left work yesterday evening, the start of the soul-crushing love-fest that is our nightly drive home was like any other. The roads were dry, the surface streets were clogged (like they ate [...]
Yeah, I know. The title sucks. Get over it. How many times do I have to tell you that I hate titling these damned updates? This is a picture of a Washington State Ferry underway. I shot this on the 7:00pm sailing of the westbound Mukilteo-to-Clinton run. We were on a detour from our normal [...]
The people that run the Oak Harbor office needed a day off. It’s been — I don’t know — four months since their last time off, and there’s a new expansion pack out for World of Warcraft after all. I guess they need the extra time to reach level 70, or some such gayness. I [...]
Jesus, will this shit ever stop? Another front came through and dumped even more snow on Western Washington. As a kid I loved snow. But as a vehicle-driving adult, I learned to hate snow. Now, I’m back to kid-like feelings about snow, well, maybe 80% for and 20% against. If it snows in the north [...]
