…and another day closer to death. Pink Floyd lyrics aside, it’s that time of year for the sickness to befall upon me and make my life hell. In the fall, I went to the doctor and got an influenza vaccine. Apparently I fall into the high-risk (or maybe elderly) category for candidates that should get [...]
Did you watch any of the Games of the XXIX Olympiad? Even if you didn’t, you undoubtedly heard about the Chinese “womens” gymnastics team. I use the phrase “women” loosely… but not in a good loose way. Anyway, if you’ve seen any images of the gymnastics this year, you might think the Chinese were following [...]
Woopty fucking doo. The New England Patriots finished the 2007 season undefeated; only the third team in NFL history to do so. Before we all get giddy and vote Mr. Belicheat coach of the year, or Shady Brady athlete of the year, remember they were caught cheating! They are cheaters and will always be cheaters! [...]
I know, I know. It’s been more than a month. Excuse the fuck out of me, I’ve been busy! Okay, I’ve been lazy. Sometimes I don’t feel like writing, or I’m just too distracted. Some stuff has happened in the past month — none of it really that interesting — but here goes. The image [...]
Just like NASA‘s testing of the early Atlas and Titan rockets of the late 1950s and 1960s, SunRocket has crashed and burned, leaving more than 200,000 customers stranded without reliable VoIP phone service. If you’ve been a long-time reader, or gave up masturbating one weekend to read through past entries of this horse shit, you’ll [...]
I suck at coming up with titles for these updates. If the update covers one topic, it’s easy. If I try to cover multiple topics, coming up with a title is as difficult as fucking a virgin with a flaccid cock. So, “Miscellany” is the best subject I can come up with. I was going [...]
Well, it’s officially 2005. Let’s hope it’s better than 2004 was. Two thousand and four started out okay. Galaxynet had just finished building its new Internet Cafe, and celebrated by having an Open House with the local Chamber of Commerce. By the beginning of 2004, I had been working for Galaxynet for nearly 7 years. [...]
