More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

SunRocket VoIP
28Jan06

Posted by wafwot

sunrocket_johnny5.png SunRocket has painted themselves a "No Gotchas" Internet phone service with a bottom line price. I have to admit, no taxes, no fees, and a monthly charge of $24.95 a month has its appeal. I’m already a Vonage customer, and their monthly fee is $24.99, but the fees and taxes take the price over $27.00 a month.

SunRocket also has a few features that Vonage doesn’t have. Enhanced 911, call blocking, "follow me" service, and the ability to have voicemail notification to email, cell phone, or even instant messenger. As a bonus, when you sign up, SunRocket gives you a 2.4 GHz dual handset cordless phone. So, I signed up with SunRocket to give them a try.

It took a week to get the "gizmo" (that’s what SunRocket calls it) and the cordless phones. I had the package shipped to me at work, so I was able to charge the phone at work before hand. When I got home, I hooked up the gizmo to the router of my network at home, connected the phones, and got a dial tone. Easy. Simple. It would take another 10 days or so for inbound calls to work, but at least outbound worked.

I gave a handset to Tina and asked he to call her brother in Oregon, which she did. According to my call log on SunRocket’s web site, a 42 minute and 42 second phone call was placed to the 541 area code on Friday the 13th of January. That was the last call made with SunRocket’s service.

Maybe it was unlucky Friday the 13th, but the next morning, the gizmo’s lights were different than they were the night before. The Voice light was out, and the Ready light was blinking steady. I tried for hours to get that gizmo working again. I tried the supplied crossover Cat-5 cable, a factory-made straight-through Cat-5 cable, hooking the gizmo directly to the cable modem without the router. I followed their instructions to the letter. Nothing worked. As router/firewall, the gizmo was working. It assigned DHCP IPs to my Linux box without fail. I could access the config inteface of the gizmo. I could surf the Internet with no problems. But I needed the voice service to work. So, I removed the SunRocket gizmo, and reconnected the Vonage adapter.

Jump ahead two weeks to this past Friday the 27th. I took the gizmo to work and with the help of my boss, set things up to see if I was missing anything. He hooked it up, and just as before, was able to access the ‘Net and the config interface, but no voice. He set it up with a static, public IP address and asked me to call SunRocket tech support.

The first tech I talked to had a thick Indian accent that made Apu from The Simpsons sound like a natural-born American. I could barely make out what he wanted me to do. I could also tell he was reading flash cards, or some sort of corporate support script. We totally confused him when I told him there was no cable modem to restart and the gizmo was publically accessible via the Internet. Apparently there no step in their support script for people on corporate networks. He immediately wanted to do MAC spoofing, eventhough I told him there’s is no cable modem in the current setup. I got frustrated when the tech told me to call back from home when the cable modem could be restarted.

We decided to call back about 10 minutes later and hopefully get someone with a little more experience and knowledge. No such luck. The next tech was reading from the same customer support script, and wanted to do MAC spoofing. Again, this tech was confused there was no cable modem. She said she was going to escalate the issue to engineers. She said I would get a phone call or email within 8 hours. As of this writing, it’s been over 36 hours.

I’m writing an email to SunRocket next. Maybe their trained monkeys can read better than they can listen.

Go Seahawks!

Apple’s Big News
11Jan06

Posted by wafwot

intelinside_applechip.png This week has been Apple‘s time to shine at the Macworld Expo. I’m not a die-hard Mac fan, but they have some of the sexiest hardware in the industry, and they just keep getting better at it. (I think Steve Jobs could design and sell iSnowshoes to polynesians in Papua New Guinea.)   Apple has finally announced (and started selling) it’s new Intel-based computers. If you’ve read my blog before, you’ve seen I installed a leaked copy of Mac OS X on two different x86-based platforms. While it’s close, Mac OS X is not the same unless it’s on Apple hardware. It’s kind of like how fucking your girlfriend with someone else’s dick might feel.

I like their new MacBook Pro. I just wish my local ATM would mysteriously spit out $2500 that I didn’t have to return! Check this thing out, a 1.83 GHz dual core Intel CPU, 667MHz frontside bus, an ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 with 256MB memory on 16-lane PCI Express, 15.4-inch widescreen display, 1GB of 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM, a 100GB 5400rpm Serial ATA hard drive, and a DVD±RW/CD-RW SuperDrive. I’t even got an iSight camera above the display! It’s one pimp laptop!

Since it’s based on an Intel chip, I’ve read that people are curious about installing Windows on Apple’s new laptops. What?! Blasphemy! Why on earth would you buy the most leet consumer hardware available to install the shittiest operating system on it? Oh, games. C’mon. It’s a laptop. Buy an Xbox 360 to play games. Buy a dedicated Windows system to play games. Installing Windows on Mac hardware is like… well, it’s so wrong, I can’t think of a simile. Just say no!

I think the coolest new feature of Apple’s new laptops has to be the least technical — the power connector. The new power adapter is a magnetic connection instead of a physical one. So, when your little ankle-biters start running through the house… again… tripping over the power cord won’t send your new $2500 laptop crashing to the floor. The cord is held snuggly to the laptop magnetically, and simply breaks cleanly away without damage to either the cord or the system if there’s too much tension on the cord. This not only saves your Mac, but also saves you from beating the shit out of your kids.

And finally, from the “how fuckin’ cool is that” department. Apple announced their new Intel-based computers on Tuesday (January 10, 2006) at the Macworld Expo in San Francisco. On that day, the stock price for Apple (AAPL) shares closed at $80.86. 8086? How did they do that? 8086 is the numerical name of Intel‘s 16-bit microprocessor from the 1970s that led to the x86 architecture that nearly every Windows PC runs on.

Wow… I need to cool it on the Wikipedia links, huh?… Go Seahawks!

Micro$oft thinking
28Dec05

Posted by wafwot

Sometimes we get requests at work that seem easy. Today, a customer wanted to make his log files available via his browser. I did the normal things; disabled anonymous access to the logs virtual directory, enabled directory browsing, etc. However, when I tried to view the log files, IIS kept kicking back a 404 error eventhough I was clicking on the file. “How can I get a 404 error when I am clicking on the fucking file?” I’m a Linuxhead, and I spent too much time on a stupid Windows issue. So, I decided to ask our company “Helpdesk” (which is manned by system administrators). After a brief description of the problem and some specific domain names and URLs (which I edited out for my blog), the following is the conversation I had with our Helpdesk.

<wafwot> You can click on the folder/dir named W4PGC355727236 but when you click on the files in the folder, the server kicks back a 404 error.
<Helpdesk> when i click on the W4PGC355727236 folder, I don't see a 404
<Helpdesk> i see a listing of the files in that dir
<wafwot> Okay... Can you click on the files?
<Helpdesk> ah. the files themselves, no.

I moved onto another issue. About a half hour passed before I got more response.

<Helpdesk> it has something to do with the file extension.
<Helpdesk> renaming the files to anything other than .log makes it so that doesn't happen.
<Helpdesk> compare http://www.example.com/logs/ex050727.txt with http://www.example.com/logs/ex050727.log
<wafwot> Odd.
<Helpdesk> something special is happening for .log files and I can't tell what it is
<Helpdesk> do people normally access their log files via HTTP?
<wafwot> Not normally... but this bonehead requested it.
<wafwot> Guess the answer is NO.
<Helpdesk> yeah. this is turning into a, "sorry, use ftp." i can't see anything in the configuration that treats .log files differently.
<wafwot> We all have better things to do than mess with Windows...
<wafwot> ...even if that's picking our noses with a claw hammer.

Some googling and another thirty minutes later, I found a forum where someone else had the same issue. In that thread, the concensus was to add a MIME type. My first thought was “bullshit.” I added a stinking MIME type, and the problem was solved!

<wafwot> Can you believe it was as easy as adding a MIME type? In IIS, get properties for the domain, click HTTP Headers tab, click the MIME Types button at the bottom of the dialog box, click New, enter "log" for extension and "text/plain" for Content Type. That's it!
<Helpdesk> wtf
<Helpdesk> lack of a mime type should NEVER EVER EVER yield a 404.
<Helpdesk> faggots.
<wafwot> Yeah... I dunno. GDMS.
<Helpdesk> seriously.
<wafwot> I could make the content type "x-application/attachment" and when the file is clicked on, it would open a download dialog.
<Helpdesk> x-asshat/microsoft
<wafwot> lol
<Helpdesk> i'm so pissed a lack of MIME TYPE caused this error.
<Helpdesk> wtf were they thinking?
<wafwot> I don't think they were.