It’s Memorial Day weekend again, and every American knows that means parades of old-aged pensioners, picnics with friends and family, backyard barbecuing, and motorsports. In fact, I barbecued last night, and those hamburgers were awesome! However, this morning, I can’t seem to stay out of the toilet. Tina seems okay, though, so I don’t think [...]
Holy fuck, it’s been a month and a half since I’ve updated this little waste of time. I have no excuse, except being exhausted from work… that, and I’m a lazy dick. As most of you who read this bullshit already know, my days are hella long, but shorter than they were last Nobember. I’m [...]
A co-worker asked if I had a Wii. I laughed and gave a resounding, “Umm, no” as my response. My view on the Wii is admittedly fouled. I don’t own one, so it’s a little unfair of me to pass judgment on it. But this is my blog, and I’ll do what I want. Besides, [...]
I’m a racist bastard. I don’t discriminate against any one race — I hate the human race. That in mind, I’m about to single one race out. I’m not trying to be mean. I’m just ranting… while injecting a bit of humor. If you have a problem with that, use the comments link below, and [...]
I read a couple of weeks ago that Pluto is no longer a full-fledged planet. Like some “Survivor: Sol System” television show, Pluto has been kicked out of the Solar System by some fat naked guy named IAU. What the fuck? Apparently, after more than 75 years of being our ninth planet, Pluto has been [...]
Oh God, trans fat! Oh my God, Cholesterol! A few of us were just LOL at the bag of chips depicted in this picture, which I snapped with my phone at our company picnic. FWIW, the bag really says zero grams trans fat, zero milligrams cholesterol, but WTF, “OMG cholesterol” is funnier! Don’t eat these [...]
No, I didn’t go to Seafair to see the Blue Angels and the hydroplane races on Lake Washington. However, I was slightly highly pissed that KIRO-TV preempted seven hours of programming, including the final round of the Buick Open, to show us boat races and an airshow. I wanted to watch golf! I watched the [...]
I spent the morning and part of the afternoon watching the 89th running of the Indianapolis 500. It was a bit nostalgic. I remember being a child of 11 years when my family made the trek from Norristown, Pennsyvania (where we lived at the time) to Indianapolis, Indiana to see the 61st running of the [...]
