Another year down, and another 584,058,571 miles around the Sun on this tiny blue rock we call Earth. I don’t know about you, but I’m fucking glad to see 2009 go! Let’s hope 2010 is a better year. I guess the first problem of the new year is how to say it. Do you say [...]
It’s that time again, to sit down and put into words what I did for the past 52 weeks. These summation missives seem to come around all too quickly any more… but just like last year‘s annual holiday post, and the year before that, I give you a pair of great tits. It was a [...]
I hate the holidays, and glad they’re over… for a minute. Only 279 days until the start of the 2009 Holiday season, and 364 more shopping days left ’til Christmas, bitches! Deck the malls! Yeah… maybe I’m a Scrooge or a grinch, but I say bullshit. There’s no such thing as Christmas spirit anymore. There’s [...]
I’m a little late with this, but better late than never, eh? On Thursday, July 3, I was supposed to work from home, but didn’t. I went to the doctor about my knee then spend the rest of the day with ice and heat on it. More on that later. On Friday, I drove around [...]
…in with the new as we move from 2007 to 2008. As I’ve done in previous years, I like to recap the past year in late December of early January. I used to do this each year in a Christmas letter to my family when I left Pennsylvania. However, some family members are no longer [...]
It’s the most shittiest time of the year. It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. All the kids and their crying; impulsively buying more shit at the mall… It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. Some people really don’t like the holidays, and I’m one of them. No, I’m not Jewish, or Arab, or part of any [...]
I know, I know. It’s been more than a month. Excuse the fuck out of me, I’ve been busy! Okay, I’ve been lazy. Sometimes I don’t feel like writing, or I’m just too distracted. Some stuff has happened in the past month — none of it really that interesting — but here goes. The image [...]
Like every other holiday on the calendar, Independence Day pisses me off. Not because I don’t like holidays. Not because I’m unpatriotic, either. It’s because the 4th of July is one more excuse for people grown-ass men to act like retards on a sugar high at a Justin Timberlake concert. These pyrotechnic boneheads pour large [...]
