I hate the holidays, and glad they’re over… for a minute. Only 279 days until the start of the 2009 Holiday season, and 364 more shopping days left ’til Christmas, bitches! Deck the malls! Yeah… maybe I’m a Scrooge or a grinch, but I say bullshit. There’s no such thing as Christmas spirit anymore. There’s [...]
It’s the most shittiest time of the year. It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. All the kids and their crying; impulsively buying more shit at the mall… It’s the crap-crappiest season of all. Some people really don’t like the holidays, and I’m one of them. No, I’m not Jewish, or Arab, or part of any [...]
The people that run the Oak Harbor office needed a day off. It’s been — I don’t know — four months since their last time off, and there’s a new expansion pack out for World of Warcraft after all. I guess they need the extra time to reach level 70, or some such gayness. I [...]
Well, we’re at the end of another year… time for my annual recap of what happened in my so-called life during the past year of 2006. I used to type this annual letter on paper and mail a copy to my family members with their Christmas card. But, more and more of my family has [...]
I’m a racist bastard. I don’t discriminate against any one race — I hate the human race. That in mind, I’m about to single one race out. I’m not trying to be mean. I’m just ranting… while injecting a bit of humor. If you have a problem with that, use the comments link below, and [...]
Holy shit. It’s November already, and it’s cold outside. A little more than three weeks ’til Thanksgiving Day, less than 2 months to Kissmyass day, and exactly 2 months ’til 2006. What the fuck happened to 2005? Now that autumn is here, I’m back to suffering with my respitory problems. Every year since 2002, when [...]
Another celebrity goes free! Why can’t Los Angeles convict a celebrity? Today, the verdict came down that Michael Jackson is not guilty on all counts. Let me say that again. Not guilty on all counts! What the fuck, L.A.? Did you not see the evidence? Jesus Christ! Here’s a couple comments that crossed our jabber [...]
