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- Death Toll Rises as Israeli Assault on Gaza Continues - Voice of America
- Obama goes to bat for stimulus - Boston Globe
- Russia Reduces Gas Deliveries Via Ukraine; Balkan Supply Halted - Bloomberg
- India accuses Pakistan on Mumbai - BBC News
- Huge American Embassy opens in Iraq - Houston Chronicle
- Obama's election is changing the politics of race - Los Angeles Times
- Proposition 8 backers attack Brown's efforts to keep gay marriage - Los Angeles Times
- Franken wins Minn. seat but lawsuit likely - Boston Globe
- Toyota orders 11-day output halt as sales slump - guardian.co.uk
- SEC Broadens Its Probe Of Failures in Madoff Case - Washington Post
- Euro Falls to Three-Week Low on Speculation ECB Will Cut Rates - Bloomberg
- Keynote: The recap, in advance - Macworld
- Following The Twitter Hack Trail To DigitalGangster - Washington Post
- Motorola Offers Limited Line-Up At Electronics Trade Show - CNNMoney.com
- Seizure killed John Travolta's son - New York Daily News
- TV Converter Program Runs Out of Funding - Washington Post
- Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TVGuide.com - Los Angeles Times
- COLLEGE FOOTBALL REPORT: McCoy pass wins it with 16 seconds left - Atlanta Journal Constitution
- Rays add Burrell's bat to their lineup - Boston Globe
- Eagles, McNabb resurrected - San Francisco Chronicle
- A Note to the Wise on MySpace Helps - New York Times
- Healthcare spending in US slows - Los Angeles Times
- Health care: Still on the critical list - CNNMoney.com
- Choice of Panetta to head CIA puzzles experts - San Francisco Chronicle
- CDR, at root of Richardson probe, is no stranger to suits - Los Angeles Times
- Bush to Protect Three Areas in Pacific - Washington Post
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