Disclaimer
Welcome to my blog. Blog is short for Web Log. The entries on this blog will contain personal opinions, interesting findings, rantings, quasi-daily thoughts, and the occasional picture I snap with my cell phone or digtial camera. Names, events, and photos have been changed (or at least obfuscated) to protect the innocent (and guilty), and any similarities to actual persons or events, either living or dead, real or make-believe, is merely coincidental and there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it. God bless the USA and our First Amendment rights! These blog entries are provided “as-is” with no warranties, and confers no rights.
Fair warning: I grew up in and around Philadelphia. I live near a US Navy base. I’m a curmudgeon nearing the end of my training for full curmudgeonhood. This blog may contain language, personal opinions, and politically incorrect views that many may consider offensive. In fact, you can pretty much fucking bet on it. I make no apologies. I don’t care if you’re offended.
All entries to this blog are my personal opinion (with the possibility of a few I reproduced here without written consent), and rarely, if at all, reflect those of my family, my employer, co-workers, local, state, and federal authorities, and society in general. As personal opinions, I am legally entitled to express them as I wish. If I offend, embarrass, or anger you with said opinions, you should brush up on a well-known charter document called the Constitution of the United States. Be sure to read it’s amendments, called the Bill of Rights. It’s an enlightening read.
If you don’t like my web site, this blog, and its disclaimer, then fuck you and your smug fucking attitude. I don’t care. The Internet is full of web sites, go find one that suits you. Freedom of choice. It’s an amazing thing.
I'm your typical middle-aged fat-ass struggling from paycheck to paycheck. It's the American fucking dream, don't ya know. I drive a 2005 Ford F-150 pickup truck. I work an 8-to-5 job at an Internet service provider in Seattle as Systems Administrator slash Hostmaster. However, I commute five hours a day so it's really a 5-to-8 job. Sonofafuck, why anyone wants to read about my life is a mystery greater than... the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.