Archive
This is a list of all blog posts. While this blog was started in Autumn 2004, only posts from January 2005 were imported when I migrated to Wordpress. You can view posts by date and category. The numbers in parenthesis after the title indicate the number of comments for that post.
Posts by Date
- 26: Holiday Jeer! (0)
- 08: Potus Christ, Super Star (3)
- 07: When did this happen? (5)
- 24: Citius, Altius, Parvulius. (1)
- 13: ID408 (3)
- 29: More Race (0)
- 26: Race Day (3)
- 06: Ran out of talent (4)
- 25: New Truck v2.0 (5)
- 05: Sucker Tuesday (2)
- 05: Out with the old… (1)
- 30: Goddammit! (3)
- 20: Kissmyass Time (2)
- 29: I am the slacker, goo goo g'joob (2)
- 29: After all this time! (6)
- 07: Well we're movin' on down (3)
- 23: Once a cheater… (1)
- 14: Ridiculousness Redux (3)
- 09: I haven't blogged about it (4)
- 30: Lazy bastard (1)
- 28: Lazy Summer (5)
- 20: Rocket Science (12)
- 04: Happy Blow Shit Up Day! (12)
- 17: For the good of the Proletariat (17)
- 07: Long time, no see (4)
- 20: 420 (11)
- 10: April Ramblings (Miscellany, Part 4) (2)
- 22: Alzhiemer's? (3)
- 17: Weazin’ and Coughin’ (5)
- 01: Fucking Snow, Again! (9)
- 24: Fecal-free Update, #1 (9)
- 20: Shweeet (a.k.a. Miscellany, Part 3) (5)
- 13: Miscellany, Part 2 (7)
- 12: Miscellany (4)
- 08: Work Strife (5)
- 26: Trip to Oak Harbor (7)
- 21: Oh so old (8)
- 16: Sn0wnd again (3)
- 11: More Snow (6)
- 24: Fa la la la la, fa fa fuck you (6)
- 16: Worst Blow Job Evar! (1)
- 10: Squinty-eyed drivers (13)
- 07: So much poorer (1)
- 26: First Snow (5)
- 12: It's a Wonderful Life (7)
- 02: A Day in the Life (1)
- 30: New Office (0)
- 26: End of an Era (2)
- 23: Rentals and Zits (2)
- 22: Naked Women Wash My Truck! (0)
- 15: Curses (1)
- 08: Start of the Avalanche (4)
- 03: Favorite time of the year (0)
- 24: Well we're movin' on up (4)
- 11: 3 モニター (5)
- 10: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (0)
- 06: Construction, Socks & Brownies (1)
- 31: Daily Grind (3)
- 27: Picnics, Names, and Boobs (2)
- 26: Car Gone and Rising Gas (0)
- 22: Balls on a motherfucking plate (3)
- 17: Twunt and Mountain Dew (2)
- 06: Sunday, August 6 (0)
- 31: Holy shake n’ bake hell! (1)
- 23: Officially Old (2)
- 21: Phoenix North (1)
- 09: Nice Weekend (0)
- 06: Boom! (0)
- 24: Killer Tuneage! (2)
- 16: Whew! (0)
- 09: More ridiculousness (0)
- 07: Twice in 5 days! (0)
- 05: Goodbye, Old Friend (1)
- 03: New Truck (6)
- 25: Whidbey Weather (1)
- 23: Bright Future (0)
- 23: Risqué Pictures (3)
- 19: Pithy Ramblings (0)
- 09: Toilet at Work (0)
- 03: Tool Goodies (0)
- 02: GAS = Gouging America’s Salaries (1)
- 30: Shattered Glass (1)
- 28: New VoIP Phones at Work (2)
- 21: Maryanne! (0)
- 20: It seems like 10,000 Days (0)
- 16: New Phone (1)
- 21: Trip South (0)
- 06: Super Refs (0)
- 28: SunRocket VoIP (4)
- 22: Super Seahawks (2)
- 18: Bomba de Agua (3)
- 11: Apple’s Big News (0)
- 09: Speedo (2)
- 02: Black Monday (0)
- 28: Micro$oft thinking (0)
- 23: What a long, strange 2005 it’s been (0)
- 11: OS X for x86 Tweaking (2)
- 07: Installs on AMD64 platform, too (0)
- 02: Less than a minute my ass (3)
- 27: Missing /dev/null (1)
- 24: Thanksgiving (1)
- 01: Potpourri (0)
- 17: Congrats White Sox! (0)
- 09: Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 2006 (0)
- 05: Knock it off with all the kittens! (1)
- 03: Ribbons Suck! (1)
- 03: Chemotheapy patient? (2)
- 01: Where’s me pot o’ gold! (0)
- 29: Technically Masturbatory (1)
- 14: Lost another one to Ditech (2)
- 12: NOLA Joke (0)
- 08: Majic Pussy (0)
- 06: Married… Without Children, yet! (0)
- 26: Foosball! (0)
- 28: One more Kitty Adopted (0)
- 26: Some DON’T like it hot (0)
- 21: New home for Kitty (0)
- 18: KDE and Komposé (0)
- 11: Dead Battery (0)
- 08: Steve’s Crash (0)
- 07: Julie & Christine (0)
- 06: MySQL Search & Replace (0)
- 04: Independence Day (0)
- 30: Puuuussshhh! (0)
- 30: No, not ham! (0)
- 27: Larry, Mo, and Jackie (0)
- 27: 46¢ shy of an hour’s work (0)
- 24: Women Drivers! (0)
- 23: Grey Kitten (0)
- 22: Ghetto job (2)
- 22: Another Kitten (0)
- 21: Hello world! (1)
- 17: Kittens! (3)
- 13: Innocent again!? (1)
- 09: Gimp and the Scooter (2)
- 08: Cripple-mobile (0)
- 01: Rick has gas (0)
- 30: Mmm… Memorial Day (0)
- 29: Indianapolis 500 (0)
- 27: We’re having a heatwave… (0)
- 24: Get that thing outta my grille! (0)
- 18: I’m not the only one! (0)
- 11: Tech Voicemail (1)
- 09: XBOX Media Center (0)
- 08: My Growing Network (0)
- 27: Past and Present (0)
- 22: Wayback Machine (0)
- 21: Jane, stop this crazy thing! (0)
- 15: Spirometry (0)
- 06: Incentive Spirometer (1)
- 04: Pneumonia… again. (1)
- 31: Off my tracks (0)
- 19: It’s the weekend! (1)
- 15: What light on yonder Mustang breaks (0)
- 08: Downforce, baby! (0)
- 04: Support our oil! (0)
- 28: 2005 Saleen S281 Mustang (0)
- 21: Sunny Day (0)
- 20: Apple Store (0)
- 19: Prescription Drug Generator
- 10: Old Man Frost (0)
- 07: Can’t Windows Users do ANYTHING themselves? (0)
- 06: Dynasties Suck! (0)
- 05: Stomach Flu? (0)
- 21: Not, it’s not May (0)
- 15: Let it snow (0)
- 13: How do you think he got so rich? (0)
- 05: Nice Sunset (0)
- 04: Brrrr! (0)
- 01: Fuck You, 2004 (0)
I'm your typical middle-aged fat-ass struggling from paycheck to paycheck. It's the American fucking dream, don't ya know. I drive a 2005 Ford F-150 pickup truck. I work an 8-to-5 job at an Internet service provider in Seattle as Systems Administrator slash Hostmaster. However, I commute five hours a day so it's really a 5-to-8 job. Sonofafuck, why anyone wants to read about my life is a mystery greater than... the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.