Potus Christ, Super Star
Posted on November 8, 2008, by wafwot, under General.
After nearly twenty one months, it is finally, mercifully over! We have finally elected a new president of these United States, and I couldn’t be happier. Oh, fuck you in the goat ass if you think I’m happy with the choice. By the way, the religious theme is completely unintentional… but did anyone else see Jesus in that goat’s ass? It’s just me, right? Tell me I spent too many hours Photoshopping Obama’s face to Christ’s head, and now I’m just seeing things. Also, be honest, how many blogs do you read that ask if you saw Jesus in a goat’s ass? Goddamn, I’m going to hell.
Anyway, back to my point. No, I’m not happy with the choice. I am happy, however, that our airwaves won’t be inundated with political commercials, our roadways won’t be littered with political posters, and Keith Olbermann can finally go back to sucking the cock of whoever gave him his job on MSNBC. Be sure to wear your bib, Keith… I’d hate for you to ruin your tie, my friend.
If you read my last blog post, you’ll recall that I was a bit mystified that I was leaning conservative. Call it age, call it wisdom, call it fear. I liked John McCain, because Barack Obama is pretty much an complete unknown. Oh, we know the life he wants us to know, the life we know from his two books, the life that the media agreed to report. I’m talking about the used-to-be-Muslim, socialist/Marxist, “James Cone-ian,” unrepentant terrorist, Chicago politics side of Obama that we all want to know about.
My friends, before I get going here, let me say that I am not angry, or bitter, or depressed that the candidate I voted for lost the election. Mr. Obama’s team was well-funded, and ran an extremely effective campaign. In the end, we Americans have a new president, and I honestly wish him the best. He ran on hope and change, and I sincerely hope he can change what is ailing this great country. Come on, I’m not stupid. If Obama fails, American fails, and I seriously doubt our country can survive another Carter administration.
However… my well-wishes don’t preclude him from well-deserved scrutiny and the occasional ridicule. If history says lampooning the past 43 presidents is fair game, then the 44th is also a legitimate target. Out of respect to the Democrats and liberal left wing, I will show their president the same respect and loyalty that they have shown the current Republican president. According to Francis Edward Smedley, “all’s fair in love and war.”
To be in the political spotlight, you have to have a thick skin. Criticism is part of the job. There’s always going to be people that don’t like you. The disciples of the Messiah better get used to the fact that their beloved president is going to held to the extremely high standard he set for himself. Obama made a lot of promises. His followers believed he could do no wrong and could walk on water. Well, the campaign’s over Mr. President-elect, and you’re at the water’s edge. Put your water wings on and get walkin’.
Look, just because many countries and their leaders, as well as 52% of the American electorate and mainstream media fell in love Barack Obama, doesn’t mean I have to. This is America where — for the moment — we still have First Amendment rights. Yes, Obama is an “African American.” That doesn’t mean he should be treated with kid gloves, my friends. His detractors should not have their opinions squelched for fear of being called a racist or un-American.
And speaking of African American, in Obama’s own words he called himself a mutt (when referring to shelter dogs for his kids). He’s a swirl, people! Let’s not forget that he’s half black, and half white. His father was black and from Kenya, his mother was white and from Kansas. I’m a little tired Hollywood’s mouth pieces spouting off about how proud they are of America for electing a “black man.” They insist on planting their face in front of any camera and shove their view down our throats, telling us that he’s a great man, the JFK of our generation. Give me a break.
To be honest, I don’t understand all the love that was poured on Obama. Recently, the economy went into the toilet like a digested 32 ounce Porterhouse turd. It splashed up on the sphincter of our 401(k) plans like a Herb Moses pearl necklace on Barney Frank’s turkey neck. While most experts criticized Obama’s tax plan as detrimental, the polls showed B. Hussein Obama could handle the economy better than John McCain. Why? What makes people believe Obama, with his community organizing, eight years of state stenate, and two years of U.S. Senate experience could handle a trillion dollar budget better than McCain with his five years of U.S. House and 22 years of U.S. Senate experience? Am I missing something? Are people are fucking stupid? I looked it up; it’s on the Int0rn3ts, so it must be true! Some people still believe the Earth is flat, the moon is made of cheese, the moon landings were faked, Elvis is still alive, and a junior Senator from Illinois can be a better president. It was the Kool-aid. It had to be the Kool-aid. This infallible trust in Obama is based almost entirely on a few facts; he’ll change America and he’s Democratical… not another Bush Republican.
Oh, lest I forget the government dole. I think people also believed Obama would grant tax credits and stimulus checks. God bless the Treasury’s checkbook!
On thing that I find super creepy is everyone fawning over Obama, writing songs and painting pictures about him like he a Pope, or the second (another?) coming of Muhammad. Does anyone remember the murals of middle east dictators that we used to see on the evening news decades ago? Here’s one a couple or few of what I’m talking about. Maybe it’s just me, but that’s just a form of idol worship! As a kid, I never put pictures of rock stars or athletes on my bedroom walls… or at least I don’t recall doing that. My point is, it’s fucking creepy! Especially if you’re a citizen in a third world nation, and your jackbooted dictator forces you to paint his picture on the side of some shithole no-tell motel. Two words: super creepy. Now, compare those litter box dictator murals to the murals that the Flavor Aid-drinking supporters of Obama have painted around our nation: this one, this one, and this one. It seems eerily similar, doesn’t it? Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but with a name like “Barack Hussein Obama,” and the gaffe of “57 states,” coupled with his Islamic upbringing and these freaky weird murals… I can’t help but wonder what the hell we’ve gotten ourselves into. And it doesn’t stop at murals. Hell no. There’s shirts, too. Here’s another, and another. Damn. It’s only a matter of time before he has people graveling at his feet, kissing his ring. Sieg Heil!
Even the media — both press and broadcast — jumped the goddamn shark during this election cycle. They were mollycoddling the Chosen One, our Savior of Hope and Change, like the surrogate infant son of Allah. A study by The Project for Excellence in Journalism found that media coverage for both presidential candidates was equal after their conventions. However, coverage for McCain was 57% negative, 14% positive, and 29% neutral. On the other side, Obama’s negative, positive, and neutral coverage was 29%, 36%, 35%, respectively. Factor in affirmative action, and that almost seems fair.
Sarah Palin’s coverage was surprisingly more even, but was covered 3-to-1 over Joe Biden. Palin received 28% positive, 39% negative and 33% neutral coverage. But the negative coverage was viciously negative and downright evil. Mainstream media should be fucking ashamed of themselves for the flat-out lies they told! Oh yes, lies! Like saying Palin’s Down syndrome baby Trig was actually her oldest daughter’s illegitimate baby. That was a lie that no one in the media bothered to validate. I guess they were too busy enjoying Obama’s chocolate salty balls.
Cap'n Crunch should revoke their journalism degrees!
Forget the lies, much was made of Palin’s gaffes — the Bush Doctrine, foreign policy, what periodicals she reads, the clothes she wears — and she got a substantial amount of scrutiny for it. Yet, Joe Biden barely got a mention. During the vice presidential debates, Biden said, “[Vice President Dick Cheney] doesn’t realize that Article I of the Constitution defines the role of the vice president of the United States, that’s the Executive Branch.” In the same statement, he continues, “The only authority the vice president has from the legislative standpoint is the vote, only when there is a tie vote. He has no authority relative to the Congress. The idea he’s part of the Legislative Branch is a bizarre notion invented by Cheney to aggrandize the power of a unitary executive…” Where’s the outrage? How can a senator of 36 years not know that Article II — not Article I — of the Constitution outlines the Executive Branch? How can a senator of 36 years not know the vice president is the president of the Senate? Let me say that again. A six-term Senator doesn’t know that the Vice President of the United States is the president of the Senate! Was he asleep during history class? Was he absent the day he assumed office in 1973? Jesus Christ!
Can you imagine the parodies that would have ensued if Sarah Palin had fucked up like Biden did when he said, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’” Sounds innocuous, until you realize Herbert Hoover was president in 1929, not FDR, and no one was watching television. Television was in it’s infancy in 1929 (only a year old), and electronic tube televisions weren’t mass-marketed in the U.S. until 1934. I ask again, where was the outrage? No one cared. Everyone was too busy looking longingly into Obama’s eyes and groping his ass, I guess.
I was completely floored by another tidbit from Fox Mulder’s filing cabinet. During the campaign, Obama said of Pennsylvanians in small towns, “they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.” Really! Another blow to the Keystone State’s mining industry, near the end of the campaign an interview came to light that had Obama saying he would bankrupt the coal industry if they built any new coal power plants. Now, if I still lived in Pennsylvania, I wouldn’t have voted for the candidate that uttered such insults. Yet, Pennsylvanians voted for Obama 54.6% to 44.6%. Unbelievable.
To add injury to insult, Jack Murtha, Pennsylvania’s 12th congressional district Representative said, “There is no question that western Pennsylvania is a racist area.” He quickly pulled his foot from his dentures and issued a retraction; “there’s still folks that have a problem voting for someone because they are black … This whole area, years ago, was really redneck…” Murtha won his bid for a seventeenth term. Apparently Pennsylvanians aren’t racists or rednecks. They’re fucking retarded!
Now that we have chosen our next King of Kings, I expect America will actually change. However, I don’t think it will be for the better. I fear that people will now expect to be treated different by a democratic government run by a sympathetic minority president. In June, I wrote of the race card and stated that if Barack Obama won the presidency, all “race cards” would expire. Well, guess what America! Race cards expire in January! African Americans will not be able to scream “racism” if they feel the Man is keeping them down. You can’t bitch about the Man if you are the Man, bitches! Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will be reduced to common Americans, their clout for racial equality reduced to a girly slap fight.
While many feel we’ve turned a corner on racism in the country by electing Obama, I have a sinking feeling that we’ve begun a new chapter that will only widen the rift. I hope I’m wrong. I honestly do. I don’t want to ride in the back of the bus.
3 Replies to "Potus Christ, Super Star"
Kwaker on November 18, 2008
Yep, the election stuff is over…for a minute…the campaigns for 2010 are just down the road a bit so don’t get too comfy about those ads not being on the airwaves *L* (Of course, like the Presidential election, they’ll be slanted more than an Asian’s eyes in direct sunlight…but I digress.)
While I’m also glad the vote for the messiah ads are over with, I beleive he mroe or less bought the damn election, and lied while doing so. But I hope, for all our sakes he keeps his lies going and doesn’t raise taxes, hell he should even cut the capital gains tax! All the other nations are doing it… and he wants the world to so like him…
But if he doesn’t, and taxes the productivity out of American business’ and Americans out of their jobs by raising those taxes (as he promised), those who voted for him can pat themselves on the back in the unemployment lines.
The country’s in a financial mess right now and I hope by some small miracle he does the ‘right’ thing and doesn’t let the extreme left guide him around by the nose, or those radical bags of shit in the congress (i.e Reid, Pelosi and Frank) write more checks than his ass can cash, or his kids’ asses for that matter. But I don’t have a lot of faith in his abilities or his judgment but will give him ‘enough rope to hang himself’, as the old saying goes.
As for the goats ass…you fellow readers are all pussies… it does have the look of the (real) messiah…and yeah sure it’s a goats ass, but if folks can see Mary in a toasted chesse sandwich who’s to judge?
About your shift to the more conservative vein of thinking… It’s part age and wisdom I think, but it could alsobe from seeing how the younger people around you are tilted from thinking the ’secular and progressive way’..and how they can be book smart but dumb as rocks on common sense and logical stuff.
Of course it may well be that you have more responsibilities and are not out there just rootin in some slutty cooch without much of a care in the world. But, hey whatever the reason you got their on your own and didn’t have to be fed a lot of hope and change.
Here’s hoping more of you slacker readers will post comments and that the blog owner will fire up a new post over the weekend with the help of his friend…
Ditech on December 1, 2008
So a couple things:
1) I don’t vote because it is a facade that leads the sheep of the USA to believe that we actually have a say in what happens.
3) I knew he would be elected because IF we didn’t elect him the blacks would SCREAM that we are still racist (and bare in mind that he was chosen before Bush was even thinking his time was up).
6) I predict his assassination before his the start of his third year.
7) Glad to see you still have a fire in your belly!
PS no stupid-stick needed
I'm your typical middle-aged fat-ass struggling from paycheck to paycheck. It's the American fucking dream, don't ya know. I drive a 2005 Ford F-150 pickup truck. I work an 8-to-5 job at an Internet service provider in Seattle as Systems Administrator slash Hostmaster. However, I commute five hours a day so it's really a 5-to-8 job. Sonofafuck, why anyone wants to read about my life is a mystery greater than... the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.
Kyle on November 12, 2008
WafWot, a well done blog. More beneficial than any news report about the Merciful one, Obama, peace be with him. I would suggest that you get a job in reporting, but you would be fired for telling the truth.
This guy’s policy’s are scary, but what is even more scary is the character of this man. You forgot to mention how his wife said that she was not proud to be an American until Barrack was running for President. WTF. You cannot be proud to be an American just for the pure freedom that we enjoy.
Mrs. Annointed One, please go live in other parts of the world since you and your hubby and your preacher all hate America. Please hate the right that you have the right to say what you want. To earn a living doing whatever your heart desires. Please give up the right to an attorney if you get in trouble and the right to be judged by a group of your peers. Please give up your designer clothes and your clean water and air conditioning since you hate America so.
Please leave, and take your hate elsewhere. America doesn’t need people who cannot at least be proud to live in the greatest country with the most freedoms available for their citizen’s.