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Balack Osama. Ha! Get it? Alright, maybe it’s not as funny as my photoshopped picture is, but I chuckled and thought you would, too.
Anyway, are you as tired of all this political horseshit as I am? This ceaseless parade of ass-kissing and back-stabbing started back in January of 2007. January of 2007! Jesus Christ, that’s fully two years before the new President takes the oath of office. Are you kidding me? Lately, it seems that there’s always an election going on. If it’s not local, it’s state, congressional, presidential, or American Idol and Big Brother. Someone make it stop before I photoshop again!
Of course, everyone has jumped on Obama‘s bandwagon even though the bandwagon has no destination. “C’mon people, jump on board! I’m fired up and taking this bandwagon straight to the White House!” The White House… oh, the irony of it all. I think people like him because he’s not a Bush or Clinton. Think about it. The 18 year olds voting in this election were born in 1989 or 1990. King George I was in office from 1989 to 1993. Prince William the Adulterer from 1993 to 2001, and King George II since 2001. I’m chalking the popularity of Osama up to being someone different than the past 20 years. A change…
However, I’ve been saying it weeks before Super Tuesday, and people are finally starting to see it for themselves — the man doesn’t say anything! Oh, words do come out of his face, and they are eloquent words. He has a natural knack for talking that makes people listen… but so did our first black president, Bill Clinton. He talks about America needing change. What? Are we panhandling? Jingling a tin cup on the street corner of Earth? What fucking change are you talking about, Mr. Osama? The country needs a new direction. Two words: TomTom. He’s fucking fired up for some reason; I still haven’t heard why. I just want him to give us a plan. Scribble it on a napkin. Send us a text message. Something! Maybe if he’d share his presidential agenda I could grow to like him… if I could just see past his Muslim-sounding name.
But if not Osama, are democrats supposed to choose Billary? I actually like some of what she’s saying… but she’s a Clinton… She’s Hillary Rodham Clinton. She can’t be bargained with. She can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead… and that’s when it’s not that time of the month. I have to admit, putting a gun to my head and forcing me to choose a democratic candidate, I’d have to pick Billary… if for no other reason than to hear the introduction, “Ladies and gentlemen, Madam President and the First Gentleman.”
I think South Park said it best; douche or turd.
And with all this jaw-jacking out our ass about change, I can’t help but think we’re going backwards. The economy is tanking, but The White House refuses to use the “R”” word. It sure feels like were inching closer and closer to our past: gas prices are high because of “shortages,” the president’s approval rating is in the porcelain poop catcher, and Knight Rider and American Gladiators are on television. What the fuck, people? Did my soul-crushing commute cause me to drift into an anti-Rip Van Winklesque sleep, where I awoke in the past? I swear, I was flipping channels on the satellite the other night and found the Harlem Globetrotters playing basketball. Not a repeat of old Globetrotters games. Oh no. A brand new batch of players, and they were playing the Washington Generals! I’m not making this shit up! If Welcome Back, Kotter makes a comeback, oh my god, I’m gonna crap my pants. I know the writers are on strike, but seriously, do we really need to see Knight Rider again? It was a terrible show to begin with. No amount of Ford muscle car is going to make it any better. Give it a rest.
Well, it’s kinda short… but I’ll have another update before the end of February.
He has *finally* said a few minor things, besides “Hope & Change”..
He wants to raise taxes, as the working folks are not paying enough, though they always claim they’re going to tax the rich and not the poor.
But the fucking retards should stop and think, if businesses get taxed who the fuck do they pass it on down to?? He also wants “Universal Healthcare” Read: Socialistic medicine- Who are we now, fucking Cuba?
I don’t think many folks want to start paying for their neighbors Viagra or an illegals birth control-Whoops sorry I forgot some of them don’t know how to use birth control- or their children’s dental work. Screw them. Ship them all back to wherever they came from *Unless* they go through the process of Naturalization -LEGALLY. No one should get to stay Just becaus ethey’ve been eluding the law and ICE for years. That’s just fucking stupid.
Of course Mrs. Menopausal err Clinton, wants (at least) those things as well, though she words them a bit differently with a few minor changes to her plan so far as she’ll spell it out. But other than those two bandwagon issues neither of them are saying much in total.
I’ve heard Mr. Change, rattle off big words and lots of firebrand speech es (some of which wern’t even his own) but I’ve yet to hear what the hell he’s going to do in detail about Social Security, welfare, the IRS, Terrorism or anything of great value.
And both, from what they’ve said want to cut the Military and run out of Iraq -just as the surge is working. Neither of them plainly have military experience, but you’d think someone in their crew would clue them in.
And yes, disagree about the War if ya like, but we’re there now, let’s finish the job well, then leave. Our military is the best, so why turn tail and run and diminish the sacrifices made by our men and women??
Personally, I don’t think Mr. Change is qualified for the job nor does he have a lot experience. He’s also not saying a lot-kinda like a snake oil salesman….Who can talk a great game but say nothing much. It’s also quite telling that the Kennedy’s are backing him…Can we say Sleaze??
Clinton…sorry she’s much to gutless, and I really don’t think a person who can’t admit or know what’s going on in her own home, ought to be tending the ‘big buttons’. While she’s the lesser of two evils, neither of them are worth the powder to blow’em to hell.
First Off – I don’t vote
Now before you want to lynch me and cut off my coin purse hear me out:
I don’t believe the farce known to the people as “voting”. Unless you live in a cave and believe everything you see on tv and are told in school you should know that most of the government stuff is all decided by big business and shadow government. The only reason that we have elections is to see who the people will buy the line of bullshit from the best.
Secondly – We are in a recession and there are no shortages only arranged ones – Think DIAMONDS people. Diamonds are not rare, they just don’t release them all to the public to drive prices UP.
That is all I am going to say on this.