More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Pithy Ramblings
19May06

Posted by wafwot

05-05-06_1033.jpg Cars suck. Now I have three broke-dick cars, and all three suck ass. The Mustang‘s front suspension is busted, and the left front tire is really towed in a bit. The LTD still has a fuel delivery problem. I have a carb rebuild kit for it, but there’s so many parts to it, I’m afraid to tackle that project. And finally, the transmission on the Lumina is so bad it won’t even move out of idle speed when I press the accelerator.

I started a Chipin Event to raise some cash to fix the transmission of the Lumina. It’s in beta testing now, and I know one of the developers… so I thought I’d give it a try since I have a real need. I simply invited people from my addressbook… and was amazed at the people who chipped in! It’s nice to know people care and are willing to help. My faith in humanity might just have some hope after all. To those that have chipped in so far, thank you very much. If you want to chipin, let me know.

How come the list command in Linux doesn’t have an “ignore symlinks” switch? If you have a directory with a few files and several symlinks, it’s pretty hard to see just the files. I have to use some construed concatenation of commands to list just files: ls -al | grep -v @ | grep -v \# Maybe I’m picking fly shit from the pepper, but this seems like a no-brainer switch that should exist, but doesn’t. I know, it’s open source and I could make a switch myself… but I’m lazy, and I don’t wanna.

Our new VoIP phones at work still don’t work. They were assigned to us, but we haven’t been able to plug them in. We’ve come up with some other uses for our VoIP phones: wheel chock and door stop

I got a new VPS account at Spry at a really good discount. I know a couple of people that work there, and they’re testing a new system based on OpenVZ. Nice system, really quick and easy. 500 GB of bandwidth, 20 GB of storage, 3 IP addresses, running Debian Linux. I’ll be moving my domains over to the new account over the next few weeks or so.

Toilet at Work
09May06

Posted by wafwot

05-09-06_1215.jpg I work with some nasty-ass people. This picture is of the toilet in the Men’s room at our office. There are nine men that work there, and I know I didn’t leave this stinky, disgusting mess.

We have a cleaning crew come in on Wednesdays to vacuum, take out the trash, and clean the restroom fixtures. However, this sloppy mess was made on Tuesday morning. With only nine men working in the office, you’d think we could clean up after ourselves. But apparently, if our mommies aren’t around to clean up after us, we turn into poo-flinging monkeys with the poorest of bathroom manners. So, in an effort to educate people, here’s a list of rules for a bathroom:

  • As the women say, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.” I say, “If you piss on the seat or rim, wipe it up!”
  • Explosive diarrhea should be taken home. If you’re sick, go home! But if you must do that here, clean the seat, you sick motherfucker!
  • If your shitbomb leaves streaks in the bowl, use the brush next to the toilet to clean it. No one wants to see that!
  • For fuck’s sake, use the air freshener sparingly. Nothing’s worse than the smell of your shit and flowers that brings tears to everyone’s eyes.
  • After doing your business, wash your hands! You have to touch phones, door knobs, and keyboards. No one wants to touch a surface that has your smegma on it!
  • Don’t leave Lake Washington on the counter. Wipe it down after washing your hands!
  • Finally, put the paper towels in the can, not next to it.

Tool Goodies
03May06

Posted by wafwot

05-02-06_1039.jpg Thanks to the speediness of amazon.com and UPS Next Day delivery, my copy of 10,000 Days arrived on my desk at work at 10:13am on May 2 (the U.S. release date). The first thing you notice is the stereoscopic lenses on the packaging. The lenses are used to view the 3D artwork inside the packaging, which is pretty amazing. Instead of scanning it, I simply took some photos of the booklet. Here are those pictures:
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If you like Tool, and you haven’t bought 10,000 Days yet, do so! You’ll like it! I’ve already ordered a second copy. I have a couple of treats for anyone lucky enough to read or find my blog. I found a couple of MP3s of Tool playing a couple of new songs live at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California on April 30, 2006. Since the band doesn’t make any money on bootleg audio from live shows, it’s good to share these with your friends: Vicarious (9.8 MB) and Jambi (11 MB). MAY 15 UPDATE! I found the entire show from Tool’s visit to the Paramount in Seattle on May 2, 2006! All 93 minutes of it! Download it here (161.9 MB). The files are in Vorbis OGG format, so you may need a codec if you use Windows. Get the codec here. “Tool are cocksuckers.” -MJK

Finally, I scanned the cover of the new CD and turned Alex Grey‘s artwork into a nice wallpaper for your computer’s desktop. Download the size that best fits your screen resolution: 1600×1200 | 1200×960 | 1024×768