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So, I’ve been getting these sporadic pictures from this hot chick I know in Texas. Is “hot chick” okay to use? I’m not going to offend any uggos, am I? Fuck ‘em… no wait… to hell with ‘em if they take offense.
I keep trying to get her to send “better” pictures, but I think she’s shy… although, these are pretty good. I got a third from her, but I can’t won’t put that one on the Internet. The latest picture is taken at an odd angle. I think she’s trying to show me her new “tramp stamp” tattoo, but all I can think is there has to be a better angle than that — one that’ll show more ass, and make the ‘too easier to see. What? I’m a jerk because I wanna see more ass? Here’s a closer shot of the tattoo
I can’t help but think my friend could make some money with her camera phone. I’m sure this is not an original idea, but she could have people subscribe for a monthly fee, and send pictures out via MMS. She doesn’t have to be the subject all the time. She could get some of her hot chick friends in on it, too.
Anyway, I hope she doesn’t stop sending me these pictures just because I posted a couple to my blog. I made sure her identity was masked. The only way you’d recognize her is if you seen her with her pants off… Umm, maybe I shouldn’t post these… Nah!
Okay!!! OH MY GAWD!!! ummm…when you first told me there was a little ‘surprise’ on yer blog, and I realized it was my very own barely covered boobs, I was mildly perturbed. WHEN exactly, did you plan to tell me that I was basically NEKKID??? tattoos are identifiers, ya know. Great. there goes any hope of a political career. Aside from that…. do you like my new curtains? they are in the picture too. LOL By the way?? if that Wal-Mart sticker preserving whatever is left of my dignity ever disappears, I will be hopping a plane to Washington solely to kick yer ass. NOT in a good way. Tina, Jim needs a new leash. For real. Kisses to both of you, although Lord knows why….. pervs.
Well, from what I saw of your curtains, I can’t quite tell if they match the drapes… but they are quite nice.
Innuendos are fun!
Oh Gawd…Maybe I *do* need to get a leash for ya…or just tie ya to the bed