More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Whidbey Weather
25May06

Posted by wafwot

Rainbow There’s a saying on Whidbey Island: “If you don’t like the weather, wait 20 minutes, it’ll change.” As I left work Wednesday, it was raining heavier than the usual Pacific Northwest drizzle. I live less than three miles from the office, and by the time I got home, the setting sun was forcing its way through the clouds and creating a pretty cool rainbow.

Sadly, I mentioned this local weather saying before… the last time I took a picture of a rainbow in 2005. I didn’t recall sharing this tidbit until I went looking for the old blog entry to link to. I’ll be 40 this July, and I guess I’m officially middle-aged (read: old) and my memory is failing me.

Middle-aged” reminds me of calling my Dad on his 50th birthday in 1995. I wished him a happy birthday, and he was like, “Yep, your old man is offically middle-aged.” I jokingly asked him how many people he knew lived to be a hundred. He simply said, “Fuck you, Jim.” And we both laughed. I sure miss my Dad…

By the way, you can see the broke-dick LTD and broke-dick Lumina at the bottom of the picture. See that grass growing around the LTD? Simply excellent. Nice to see my acquired redneckicity shows through so well in digital photography. I keep thinking I’m going to hear something from the landlord about the cars in the driveway.

Bright Future
23May06

Posted by wafwot

Here’s a small conversation between a couple of people I work with that struck me as funny. Maybe it was the “sharks with frickin’ laser beams” remark, but I appreciate the sarcasm interlaced within a somewhat meaningful conversation.

<jason> $512.9 billion in defense spending for the 2007 fiscal year. <--- zounds
<Al> not nearly enuff
<jason> that doesn't even include the continuous "emergency" appropriations that we keep handing out for the endless war
<Al> just think the weapons we'd have if we spent more
<jason> we're already designing kinder / gentler nukes.... what more could you ask for?
<Al> we need to have "laser" that can kill a person from space
<jason> we need to have sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads
<Al> we need to have a sheild that can stop a "laser" from space
<Al> nice glad you got my reference
<jason> we need to enclose the entire nation in an all-weather roof and turn it into the world's largest shopping mall.
<Al> i am so there
<jason> when asked for a comment, a white house spokesperson would only say, "well, at least we didn't sell it to the fucking japanese"
<Al> we could have artificial fresh air

Risqué Pictures
23May06

Posted by wafwot

Hot Chick

So, I’ve been getting these sporadic pictures from this hot chick I know in Texas. Is “hot chick” okay to use? I’m not going to offend any uggos, am I? Fuck ‘em… no wait… to hell with ‘em if they take offense.

I keep trying to get her to send “better” pictures, but I think she’s shy… although, these are pretty good. I got a third from her, but I can’t won’t put that one on the Internet. The latest picture is taken at an odd angle. I think she’s trying to show me her new “tramp stamp” tattoo, but all I can think is there has to be a better angle than that — one that’ll show more ass, and make the ‘too easier to see. What? I’m a jerk because I wanna see more ass? Here’s a closer shot of the tattoo

I can’t help but think my friend could make some money with her camera phone. I’m sure this is not an original idea, but she could have people subscribe for a monthly fee, and send pictures out via MMS. She doesn’t have to be the subject all the time. She could get some of her hot chick friends in on it, too.

Anyway, I hope she doesn’t stop sending me these pictures just because I posted a couple to my blog. I made sure her identity was masked. The only way you’d recognize her is if you seen her with her pants off… Umm, maybe I shouldn’t post these… Nah!