More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Shattered Glass
30Apr06

Posted by wafwot

04-30-06_1602.jpg I was working on the defunct Ford LTD in my driveway earlier today, and wasn’t having much luck. I’ll be damned if I can find an inline fuel filter on that car. I also sprayed the hell out of the carburetor with Gumout, in a vain attempt to clean out any dirt preventing fuel from getting where it needs to go. The car starts, but runs really rough, and runs rougher when I give it more gas. Disgusted, I put the air cleaner and hoses back on the car, put the tools in the back seat, and went back inside.

While I was washing my hands, Tina went into the kitchen to refill my iced tea. I dried my hands and was watching TV when I heard Tina yell for me; “Someone just shot at the window!” Sure enough, the glass of the stationary half of the patio door was shattered, but still in the frame. I looked around for a possible “shooter,” but didn’t see anyone. After opening the door and stepping outside, I realized the window was not shot out. The exterior pane of double-pane window was still intact. Only the interior pane was shattered.

Even an hour after this mysterious shattering, the tempered glass was still in the process of splintering into tiny pieces. It sounded like a big bowl of glass Rice Krispies. The picture shows the glass about an hour after it shattered. I still don’t understand what caused the window to break. We did have a cold front come through yesterday that dropped the temperature about 15 degrees and brought us a little bit of rain. Today wasn’t as warm as yesterday, but the afternoon sun was baking the back of the house, where the patio door is. I guess the glass broke due to the temperature change.

Anyway, I took the dustpan brush and tapped the broken glass to cause it to fall, and knocked out the remaining fragments from the frame. Tina used the dustpan and brush to clean up the all the broken glass.

New VoIP Phones at Work
28Apr06

Posted by wafwot

polycomm_voip.jpg I can’t believe it. After more than TWO YEARS in planning and many delays, we finally got new Voice over IP phones on our desks. It was a running joke at the office; “When is Asterisk going live?” Other system updates that were delayed were compared and put in the same category as the Asterisk project. But no more! Asterisk is here! Of course, it still doesn’t work. While we got the phones on our desks today, we’re not supposed to plug them in to the ethernet just yet.

To be fair, I work at a call center, where our phone needs are quite a bit different than those of the corporate offices, which deployed VoIP last summer. We have call queues, ACD order groups, and call logging and statisics to deal with, which I’m sure made deploying the VoIP phones more difficult. But, we’re just days away from going live. Hopefully things will go smoothly…

Maryanne!
21Apr06

Posted by wafwot
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It’s hard to believe it’s been two years since I last talked to my good friend. She appears to be happy, and looking well. She’s looking more and more like a biker chick, too. She’s been spending some time at the tattoo parlor. Are they still called parlors? I can’t help but think of some dive a stone’s throw from a Navy base, with a grizzled guy smoking a cigar, surround by sample pictures of dolphins, sunflowers, naked women, and the word “Mother,” as some drunk sailor in a crackerjack uniform and a dixie cup hat, with an anchor on his forearm gets a new tat’. That’s a run-on sentence. Fun. Maybe my view of tattoo parlors is stereotypical because I live in a Navy town. Another stereotype… biker chicks hang out in towns named Sturgis with gray-haired, overweight hippies wearing ripped jeans, leather vests, and smell of Harley exhaust. And when a biker chick takes off her shirt, you have to really look and see if she’s wearing a tight-fitting t-shirt or if she’s actually naked. Okay. Wow. Thanks for treats, Maryanne! It’s been quite some time… Hey! Weed for 10,000 Days… think about it. Okay, what was I talking about? Oh yeah… she got some new tattoos she was showing off… and one on her arm that was started yesterday. And even though she says “I don’t ride a bike… and I ain’t a chick,” the next time I see her, she’ll probably have the full-on biker chick thing going.

Anyway, she was in town to visit her son’s grave. I left work and met her down in the cemetery. I visited with her for a little more than a hour. Her youngest son Kyle is almost seven. Seven! I can’t believe it’s been that long! When did seven years start feeling like two? As a kid, I was going to be old like Dad in seven years. Today, I have shoes older than seven. Hell, I have dull pains and bruises that last more than seven years. This turning old shit kinda sucks. Ben Franklin was right when he said the only sure thing in life is death and taxes.

Okay… I’m growing tired of writing a blog entry. It’s harshin’ my… fingers, man. It was really nice to see Maryanne. I didn’t realize how much I missed talking to her ’til today.