More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Trip South
21Feb06

Posted by wafwot

March 12 Update: This entry sat as a draft for a while since it dealt with a court case. I think it’s okay to post it now that a couple weeks have passed…

February 21: Today was the day Mike and I had to travel to Seattle to visit with a lawyer about a customer who never paid us for building a web site. The story is long, so I’ll condense it down to a Reader's Digest article.

When I first started working for this company, my first task was to take over a project started by another employee, We were building a dating site, but it didn’t start out that way. We were originally asked to build a database for the completed web pages. Unfortunately, the completed web pages were completely written in Flash. So, to build the database, we converted the Flash pages into jpeg images and build the site using a PHP template engine. Of course, this extra work far exceeded our quote to build a database. We informed the customer that the quote needed to be changed since we were now building the site from scratch. They didn’t balk once at a new quote of $6,000, but they were getting impatient.

Development went ahead, albeit slowly. It takes time to build a working dating site from the ground up. The customer became so impatient, they accused us of dragging our feet, and decided to camp out in my office and watch me write PHP code. Of course, watching someone write code is about as exciting as watching dust gather on a tabletop, and she fell asleep. Finally development on the site was completed, but a payment method had to be built. Dating sites are a paid service. The customer decided on PayPal for their billing needs, so I worked on building the PHP code to integrate the site for PayPal payments. This took another week of testing the free trial period, making payments, making refunds, etc. The final bill for building the entire site and database came to about $12,000.

Eventually the site launched. The first ten weeks of my employment was basically devoted to building that site, and it failed miserably. C’mon! It’s a dating site. How many dating sites does the Internet need? Since the site failed, the customer felt they didn’t have to pay, I guess. Getting to the Reader’s Digest portion of the story, the bill went to collections. They still didn’t pay, so it went to court, and that’s why I had to go to Seattle today. We had an appointment to cover any last minute items before the court date on February 28.

I got an early start and met Mike at the office at 7:00am. We left the office around 7:15am and stopped for gasoline and coffee. We made good time to Seattle, showing up at the lawyer’s office a few minutes before 9:00am. Since we were thirty minutes early, we found a Starbucks. You can’t swing a dead cat in Seattle without leaving yellow-matter custard from its eye on the front window of a Starbucks… and it’s amazing how everyone seems to have a cup with them. I saw a father with a venti cup of something in one hand, pushing a stroller with the other. I saw an old man walking his dog with a cup of joe. Even the garbage man had a grande cup of brown liquid. Of course, when we were in the meeting, the lawyer had a cup, Mikee had his cup, I had my hot chocolate, and our company attorney also had a cup. I think if you ever looked at Seattle from space, the whole city is vibrating at a fast pace from its citizens tweakin’ on caffeine.

After our meeting — which lasted about 90 minutes — Mike and I drove to the Redmond office. When we walked in, I felt like a rock star. The Redmond folks see Mike all the time, but they only see me at Christmas parties and summer picnics. They were happy to see me. I got a quick tour of the place, then were off to lunch at Roundtable Pizza. Yum!

After lunch, Mike went to a meeting at the Highlands and I stayed behind, talking to the girls in accounting. After that, I went and harassed the admins at the other end of the building. Since there was no available computer I felt comfortable using, I eventually ended up calling Tina on my cell phone. We talked for a while in an effort to test a new VoIP service (Packet8) we were trying.

By 3:30pm, Mike was back from the Highlands and we were headed back to Oak Harbor. We didn’t have the same luck coming back as we did going down. Traffic was terrible even with driving in the carpool lane. It was 6:00pm by the time we pulled into the parking lot at work. We unloaded the three cases of new VoIP phones that we brought back from Redmond, then went home.

It was a long day, but fun. It was nice seeing the Redmond office and the datacenter there. Someday I hope to get a chance to see our datacenter in the Westin Building.

February 27 Update: Eleventh hour. The case settled out of court so there is no reason to drive to Issaquah for the hearing tomorrow. Yay! Settlement was for a third of the amount being sought after. I guess a third is better than nothing.

Super Refs
06Feb06

Posted by wafwot

Super Bowl Logo I took me a long time to finish this entry. I started it a couple days after the Super Bowl, but it took me a week to finish it. I’m sure it’ll probably draw a lot of comments from Pittsburgh fans…

An NFL commercial on TV the day after Super Bowl XL had me smiling at the irony. The ad showed fans wearing team jerseys, watching games on TV, playing football in back yards, tailgate parties, and basically friends and families enjoying the NFL. Somewhere in the middle, there’s a shot of a Super Bowl, and the narrator says, “The Super Bowl; as American as America gets.” The irony comes in when you think of the colossal scams of Enron, Tyco, Worldcom, Global Crossing, and Adelphia.

Now, before I become the target of hate mail, I have to congratulate the Pittsburgh Steelers. They won the game, and there’s no taking that away from them. In the end, Pittsburgh played better and took advantage of opportunities.

However, officiating played a large part of Super Bowl XL. I know Seattle Seahawks fans have taken a lot of shit lately, being called crybabies and sore losers, but there’s no way anyone can call the officiating of Super Bowl XL “fair,” not even the League. And there are many writers, NFL players, commentators, and analysts that feel the same way.

During the Super Bowl, Pittsburgh was called for three penalties for 20 yards during the game, two of which were false starts, and none called in the second half. This from a team averaging 6 penalties for an average 54 yards per game during the regular season.

Seattle averaged 5 penalties for 49 yards per game in 2005, but was called for 70 yards in seven penalties in Super Bowl XL (which ties for the third-most penalty yards in any Super Bowl since 1980 and second-most in the past 10 Super Bowls).

There were four questionable penalties called against the Seahawks:

  1. Darrell Jackson’s 16-yard touchdown pass in the first quarter. It was negated when Jackson was called for offensive pass interference. It was interference by the letter of the rule. Jackson did extend his arm. However, both players were fighting for position, and Jackson didn’t create any separation that gave him an advantage by doing so. If you’re going to call Jackson, you have to call Chris Hope of Pittsburgh for defensive pass interference, offset the penalties, and replay the down. On top of that, the back judge didn’t appear ready to call the penalty until Hope pleaded his case by gesturing the interference call. Watch the NFL Films footage (not ABC) if you don’t believe me.
  2. Ben Roethlisberger‘s 1-yard touchdown dive in the second quarter. Referee Bill Leavy reviewed the play under orders from the booth, since it occurred inside the two-minute mark, and while video of Roethlisberger showed that the ball might have broken the plane of the goal line, he landed short of it and reached the ball over. Head linesman Mark Hittner didn’t seem so sure of it, hesitating before signaling touchdown after taking four steps from the pylon. Seemed to me he was influenced by Roethlisberger sliding the ball across the line after the hit by Lewis. Hell, Roethlisberger himself said on “The Late Show with David Letterman” that he didn’t think he got in.
  3. A holding call against Seattle’s Sean Locklear early in the fourth quarter with Pittsburgh leading 14-10. That negated an 18-yard catch by Jerramy Stevens that would have put the ball on the 1 yard line. Locklear supposedly hooked Clark Haggans, but Haggans appeared to be falling to the turf at the time. Again, by the letter of the rule, it was holding, but the officials should call every play the same. That way, all players know what the officials will call, and it won’t be a guessing game. So, instead of first-and-goal at the 1 with the chance to cap a 98-yard drive with a touchdown and take a three-point lead, Seattle faced first-and-20 at the 29.
  4. Three plays later, Pittsburgh’s Ike Taylor intercepted a Matt Hasselbeck pass. Hasselbeck went low to make the tackle on Taylor’s return and was called for a 15-yard personal foul for a low block. Someone needs to explain to me how a clean tackle can be called a low block. This was clearly a bad call. How can the NFL say there were no mistakes made? Check the replay. It shows Hasselbeck never made contact with the player he was supposed to have hit illegally, instead going straight to Taylor to make the tackle. The blown call put Pittsburgh at midfield, which allowed them to execute their game-winning gadget touchdown pass from Antwaan Randle El to Hines Ward.

With the exception of Mike Holmgren‘s comments at a “Welcome Home” reception at Qwest Field, no Seahawks have publically blamed the officiating. In fact, the Seahawks have blamed themselves for not playing as well as they did all season long. Sure, Jerramy Stevens dropped four passes; Josh Brown missed two field goals; Hasselbeck appeared to be playing desperation football, hurrying passes and threw an interception; and Etric Pruitt blew his coverage and allowed Willie Parker to score on a 75-yard touchdown run. Pruitt also blew his coverage of Hines Ward on the reverse option gadget play, leaving Ward wide open to catch the pass from Randle El. But in Pruitt’s defense, he was only a practice squad player signed on November 5. When starting safety Ken Hamlin was injured at a nightclub on October 17, Marquand Manuel took his place. When Manuel left the game in the second quarter with a hip injury, that only left free safety Pruitt to fill his spot.

Now, while the Seahawks may have played poorly, they did quite well for the first 20 minutes of the game. Darrell Jackson caught a Super Bowl record five passes in the first quarter. The defense held Pittsburgh to three straight 3-and-outs, and scored the first points of the game. Then came the onslaught of bad officiating that would be enough to break anyone’s momentum. On top of that, only a few “NFL experts” thought Seattle had the mettle to win. The ABC and NFL Network pre-game shows (thanks to TiVo, I watched both) were heavily focused on Pittsburgh and the made-for-football stories of Bettis and Cowher. Maybe Joey Porter was right when he thought the NFL wanted a particular team to win…

And before any of you “Stealer” fans start in, go back and listen to the sound bites of Joey Porter after the Indianapolis Colts game. “The world wanted Indy to win so bad, they were going to do whatever they had to do, man. The whole world loves Peyton Manning, but come on man, don’t take the game away from us.” Porter adds, “I felt they were cheating us. When the interception happened, everybody in the world knew that was an interception. Don’t cheat us that bad. When they did that, they really want Peyton Manning and these guys to win the Super Bowl. They are just going to straight take it for them. I felt that they were like ‘We don’t even care if you know we’re cheating. We’re cheating for them.’ “ Sounds familiar, eh?

Granted, Pittsburgh won that game against Indianapolis. But if they hadn’t, oh brother would there have been a shit storm of controversy brewing out of western Pennsylvania. Every towel-waving fan behind the steel curtain would have been crying foul, including Bill Cowher and Jerome Bettis.

So, yeah, looking at the poor officiating of Super Bowl XL, how can the Seahawks and their fans not feel cheated. The bad calls took the wind out of the Seahawks sails, and they were not able to recover. The bad calls had a direct affect on the gameplay of the Seahawks and cost them the game that they could have easily won.