More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Apple’s Big News
11Jan06

Posted by wafwot

intelinside_applechip.png This week has been Apple‘s time to shine at the Macworld Expo. I’m not a die-hard Mac fan, but they have some of the sexiest hardware in the industry, and they just keep getting better at it. (I think Steve Jobs could design and sell iSnowshoes to polynesians in Papua New Guinea.)   Apple has finally announced (and started selling) it’s new Intel-based computers. If you’ve read my blog before, you’ve seen I installed a leaked copy of Mac OS X on two different x86-based platforms. While it’s close, Mac OS X is not the same unless it’s on Apple hardware. It’s kind of like how fucking your girlfriend with someone else’s dick might feel.

I like their new MacBook Pro. I just wish my local ATM would mysteriously spit out $2500 that I didn’t have to return! Check this thing out, a 1.83 GHz dual core Intel CPU, 667MHz frontside bus, an ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 with 256MB memory on 16-lane PCI Express, 15.4-inch widescreen display, 1GB of 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM, a 100GB 5400rpm Serial ATA hard drive, and a DVD±RW/CD-RW SuperDrive. I’t even got an iSight camera above the display! It’s one pimp laptop!

Since it’s based on an Intel chip, I’ve read that people are curious about installing Windows on Apple’s new laptops. What?! Blasphemy! Why on earth would you buy the most leet consumer hardware available to install the shittiest operating system on it? Oh, games. C’mon. It’s a laptop. Buy an Xbox 360 to play games. Buy a dedicated Windows system to play games. Installing Windows on Mac hardware is like… well, it’s so wrong, I can’t think of a simile. Just say no!

I think the coolest new feature of Apple’s new laptops has to be the least technical — the power connector. The new power adapter is a magnetic connection instead of a physical one. So, when your little ankle-biters start running through the house… again… tripping over the power cord won’t send your new $2500 laptop crashing to the floor. The cord is held snuggly to the laptop magnetically, and simply breaks cleanly away without damage to either the cord or the system if there’s too much tension on the cord. This not only saves your Mac, but also saves you from beating the shit out of your kids.

And finally, from the “how fuckin’ cool is that” department. Apple announced their new Intel-based computers on Tuesday (January 10, 2006) at the Macworld Expo in San Francisco. On that day, the stock price for Apple (AAPL) shares closed at $80.86. 8086? How did they do that? 8086 is the numerical name of Intel‘s 16-bit microprocessor from the 1970s that led to the x86 architecture that nearly every Windows PC runs on.

Wow… I need to cool it on the Wikipedia links, huh?… Go Seahawks!

Speedo
09Jan06

Posted by wafwot

I’ve been watching and keeping an eye on the odometer of my 1968 Mustang for a couple of weeks now. I don’t drive it very far to work, so I don’t rack up lots of miles each day. Round trip from home to work and back is less than 8 miles if I take back roads. Less than 5 miles if I take the State Highway.

Anyway, as I was saying, I was watching the odometer of my Mustang for a while now, waiting for it to turn over to a milestone mileage of 77777.7 miles. As you can see by this crappy cam phone pic, I missed that milestone by four lousy tenths of a mile! I bought this Mustang in August of 1991, and the previous owner felt there was 290-some thousand miles on it (meaning the odometer rolled over twice before). He was probably correct. Shortly after buying the car, I had to have the 289 engine rebuilt. Instead of rebuilding, I dropped a 302 into it. I’ve put 80-some thousand miles on the car in the 15 years I’ve owned it. Oh well. If the car hasn’t blown up or fallen apart around me, maybe I’ll catch the 88888.8 milestone.

Black Monday
02Jan06

Posted by wafwot

Dick Vermeil So, I’m simply kicking back and relaxing on the final day of a four-day New Year’s weekend watching “Coachspeak” and “NFL Total Access” on the NFL Network. It’s “Black Monday” in the NFL, the gloomy nickname for the day after the regular season and the traditional day for firing head coaches. Five NFL coaches lost their jobs today, but only one stepped down — Dick Vermeil

Coach Vermeil will always have a special place in my memories. When I was a kid, the only coach of the Philadelphia Eagles I ever knew was Dick Vermeil. I remember being a kid and “imitating” Eagles players in the back yard or the local playground. I remember how excited my Dad and his golf buddies were watching the Eagles go to the playoffs in the late 1970s and Super Bowl XV. I remember actually going to Veterans Stadium on January 3, 1981 and witnessing the Eagles beat the Vikings in a divisional playoff game. I remember the Super Bowl party my folks held, where we had 5 televisions in 5 different rooms (living room, dining room, kitchen, family room, and yes, the bathroom) so no one would miss a second of the game. I have all these memories thanks to Dick Vermeil’s work as head coach of the Eagles.

My favorite memory, though, has to be visiting the Eagles training camp at West Chester State College. I was lucky enough to live in the same town where the Eagles trained, and could ride my bike to the campus! I spent many hours with friends watching the team practice. Many times, after practice and before hitting the locker rooms, the team would shake hands and sign autographs. Coach Dick Vermeil and players like Wilbert Montgomery, Ron Jaworski, Harold Carmichael, and Bill Bergey would always stop for us kids.

After Vermeil retired from coaching in 1982, coaches like Marion Campbell, Buddy Ryan, Rich Kotite, Ray Rhodes, and Andy Reid would have success in Philly. But to me, Dick Vermeil was the coach of the Eagles. So, when Dick Vermeil returned to coaching in St. Louis, I followed the Rams right up to their win over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV. Dick Vermeil made another return to coaching in 2001 when he was named head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, and I would cheer on his team (unless that cheering conflicted with my cheering of the Seattle Seahawks).

I can’t help but feel a little somber watching the footage of Dick Vermeil retire from coaching again. To me, Coach Vermeil deserves all the respect he gets. He led two teams to the Super Bowl, and won one of them. In my opinion, he’s a better coach than Bill Belichick, Bill Parcells, Dan Reeves, Marty Schottenheimer, Chuck Noll, Don Shula, George Allen, Bill Walsh, Tom Landry, and dare I say Vince Lombardi? No one cares more for his players and his team then Vermeil. He formed relationships with players and coaching staff in the 70s that exist to this day. Dick Vermeil will be missed. He’s a great coach, and a great man. I’m glad I had the chance to shake his hand, eventhough I was only a kid and didn’t realize at the time how big of an honor it was.