More bullshit from another asshole with a blog

Ribbons Suck!
03Oct05

Posted by wafwot

ribbon-based-economy.jpg This image was posted in our groupchat at work, and I totally agree! I’ve been saying this since March at least, and even have a blog entry to prove it! "Hey, I’m not sure if all you bandwagon patriots have noticed or not, but all the ribbons in the world won’t help shit. If you want to help the troops, give them something they want, like some armor for their vehicles or a trip fucking home. Slappin’ a magnet on your gas-guzzling SUV in the middle of a war for oil just makes you look like a GIANT PRICK." I want a shit brown-colored magnetic ribbon that says “Fuck you and your gas-guzzling SUV.”

Chemotheapy patient?
03Oct05

Posted by wafwot

I was trying to let it grow long, as it’s a running joke that the hostmaster at work has long “ponytail-able” hair. It was driving my crazy! It was too long! The last haircut I had was December 2004. So, much to the shock of Tina, I decided to cut off my hair. But I went pretty drastic, as this out-of-focus picture shows… (hey, it’s not easy taking your own picture with a camphone). So, before the bullshit starts, I’m not a chemo patient, I have not joined the Aryan Nation, nor am I trying to be like any kilt-wearing, blue nail polish-painting co-worker… Thor.

Where’s me pot o’ gold!
01Oct05

Posted by wafwot

I went to Albertsons today when the sun was shining. When I came out only twenty minutes later, it was raining. The sky to the east was cloudy and dark, the sky to the west was sunny and clear. I love the Pacific Northwest, Whidbey Island in particular. There’s an old saying around here; if you don’t like the weather, wait twenty minutes, it’ll change. Anyway, as the sun was still shining, a nice rainbow was created. Looking at this picture, the pot o’ gold looks to be somewhere near the Wal*Mart. I wasn’t going to go look for it… I rented Burnout Revenge and wanted to get home.