Another celebrity goes free! Why can’t Los Angeles convict a celebrity? Today, the verdict came down that Michael Jackson is not guilty on all counts. Let me say that again. Not guilty on all counts! What the fuck, L.A.? Did you not see the evidence? Jesus Christ! Here’s a couple comments that crossed our jabber conference today:
<jason> its good to know that he with the most expensive lawyer still wins.
<Hee-La> he also got a “not afro-american” on all counts.
From a private conversation with Tina:
<quaker> Well the jurors were dressed nice so the “news” folks figured ther be a verdict today…and it being not guilty doesn’t surprise me….
<wafwot> Me either, really…. but wtf? If you’re rich, or a celebrity… you can get away with ANYTHING.
<wafwot> Justice my ass.
<quaker> yep… Next it’ll be NAMBLA Day care centers grand opening….
<wafwot> Not unless they’re celebrity-owned NAMBLA Day Care Center.
<wafwot> The O.J. Simpson Brentwood NAMBLA Day Care Center
<quaker> Jacko’s Center of Joy for Children
<wafwot> The Jacko-Loves-Boys NAMBLA Day Care Center
<quaker> LMAO
<quaker> funny but sick as hell
There must be a elite club of accused-but-not-convicted celebrities in Los Angeles. OJ, Blake, now Jackson. I wonder who’s next? I believe Saddam Hussien has a trial pending. Maybe he should look into hiring the skilled services of F. Lee Bailey and have his trial venue changed from Baghdad to Los Angeles. His sandy ass could be dictating again by Christmas!
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Jon Stewart’s take on it.