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Incentive Spirometer
06Apr05 

Posted by wafwot

65.jpgThis plastic delight is called an incentive spirometer. It helps increase my inhaled lung volume and get rid of mucus. This exercise requires me to take deep breaths while keeping a little floating marker between two arrows. A big blue piston rises and shows my approximate lung volume. There’s an indicator that I can use to track my progress.

Now, I know this thing is supposed to help my lungs, but it’s such a pain in the ass. Ten to fifteen times an hour I have to suck on this thing. It’s like a plastic bong that doesn’t get me high. However, it does give me headaches. I think the only way I could get a worse headache from this spirometer is if I set it on fire and inhale the burning plastic fumes.

I’m so impatient. I want to be better now. It’ll probably take MONTHS, though. I hate pneumonia.

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2 Responses to “Incentive Spirometer”

  1. Kathy says:

    Hello,
    This is your cuz in Baltimore.
    Hope you are feeling better. I have ofen in the past asked about you, your brothers, and your Dad.
    I heard last year that your Dad was pretty sick and you were visiting him. Hope he is better. I never knew exactly what was wrong…
    Anyway, it would be nice to hear how you all are.
    Kathy

  2. IncentiveSpirometer says:

    Hey thanks a lot for the nice blog. it helped me a lot. keep up the good work.