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I find the irony amazing! People will put these ribbons on their SUVs like all the other sheep driving SUVs, and claim to support the troops in Iraq. Fuck you and your goddamned ribbon! Maybe if they’d stop driving a damned gas-guzzling SUV, our troops wouldn’t have to BE IN IRAQ!